Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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