Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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