people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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