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(478): View more from Georgia

I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"

(1-478): View more from Georgia

And thats what homeschooling is for

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(369): View more from California

I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.

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(607): View more from New York

I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.

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(702): View more from Nevada

So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house

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(276): View more from Virginia

Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.

(914): View more from New York

That may have had to do with you chugging it

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