the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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