white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
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