But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Non-Jews are for practice
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
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