didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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