went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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