Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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