I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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