I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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