Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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