Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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