Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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