dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We have started to decorate penises.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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