Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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