I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
The feeling are messing with the penis
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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