can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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