your room smells of hookers.
And success
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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