when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Randomize
