I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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