she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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