im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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