i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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