Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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