how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
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