phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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