My room smells like vodka and shame
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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