Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
