What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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