I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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