I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Randomize
