i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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