Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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