what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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