So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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