Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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