I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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