protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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