that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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