i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
She even gives head with a lisp.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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