You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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