I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
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