This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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