Pregnant stripper...not hot.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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