My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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