check it out our google latitudes are spooning
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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