Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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