I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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