where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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