Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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