can u get pink eye on your cock?
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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