Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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