i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
