Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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