GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Randomize
