so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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