gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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